Don't forget to mark
As you may already
know,it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.
So next Saturday (any
Saturday, of any month, actually) at 2 PM Eastern
Time,all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely
naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for
one hour is
recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to
position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove
that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does
not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack or bottle of bourbon at your side
is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government
appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America!
P.S.. It is your
patriotic duty to inform others.